6 Strange, Useful and Downright Unusual Shark Patents for Shark Week

In case you’ve been hiding in the lab the past few months, you should know: Shark Week is finally here! Originally aired by Discovery in 1987, Shark Week was designed to raise awareness and respect for one of the ocean’s most important – if not terrifying – creatures. Now in its 26th year, Shark Week can claim the title as the longest running television event in history.

So, to commemorate the occasion, I thought I’d dive in to the patent database and see what interesting shark-centric patents I could find to share. Who would have thought that “shark repellant” “shark suit” and “shark cage” alone would turn up over 12,000 different shark-related patents?

Not me.

But it did.

Don’t worry. You don’t have to look at them all (unless you want to!). Here are 6 of the best… from swimming amongst them to keeping them away… for your viewing pleasure:

US 4135256 – Floating Swimming Pool (with shark-proof cage)

Floating Swimming Pool Shark Patent 4135256

Ever wanted to swim with the sharks? Here’s your chance.

US 4356569 – Armored Skin Diving Suit

US 4356569 - Armored Skin Diving Suit

It’s designed to be worn “like a chain mail” over a regular wet suit.

US 4602384 – Aquatic Attack Protector Suit and Material Therefor

US 4602384 - Aquatic Attack Protector Suit and Material Therefor

The material is hard to cut, AND it tastes disgusting!

US 3683280 – Shark Repelling Device Including Pulse Generator Producing Electrical Field In Water Between Widely Spaces Electrodes

US 3683280 - The title says it all, don't you think?

US 3683280 – The title says it all, don’t you think?

US 4166462 – Self-Propelled Shark-Proof Cage

Avoid shark bites AND the bends with this handy little underwater vehicle!

Avoid shark bites AND the bends with this handy little underwater vehicle!

US 3477074 – Anti-Shark Safety Device

US 3477074 hopes do deter sharks by boring them into more interesting waters...

US 3477074 hopes do deter sharks by boring them into more interesting waters…

What’s your favorite shark-related patent? Tell us in the comments!

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